Baby, Please stop throwing your food on the floor. Mommy is about to...LOSE HER SHIT!
I don't know where to start I am so upset! My beautiful, wonderful, sweet, kind... oh hell I am just going to come right out and say it, Oliver is behaving like an asshole baby. He is obsessed with throwing things. And pretty much 99% of what he throws, he shouldn't! He throws things down with force, over his head with Gusto! and behind his back with indifference. The baby is on his way to the major leagues, but only after he and daddy drop mommy at the crazy house.