My rolling dialog had me going down the path where I break down with tears of joy over just how much of a blessing motherhood has been to my life. Then, I stopped that dialogue. I don't want to write that post. I'm not in the mood to cry or be over the top sappy... BORING!
I've decided instead to find some humor in all of this Mother's Day business. I mean, surely we all will be opening sweet loving cards today, so why not flip the script and have a laugh?
Mother's Day Epic Fails!
Every year for my birthday I create these unrealistic dreams that I know deep down are nuts, but still pray for a that miracle anyway. So during my birthday a few days ago, I kept hoping for the big miracle to come a knocking. Seriously, I had these crazy expectations that my day would be incredibly magical. Which in all honesty it was, but still, Penguin did not call to tell me they wanted to publish my What to Really Expect when you are Expecting book. BASTARDS! Didn't they know it was my birthday?!
So now with Mother's Day, I started to dream up new magical scenarios. (Whaaaaat? A girls gotta dream!) I started dreaming of things like being queen for a day where I only do what I want... I am a mother how freaking unrealistic is that? Not to mention, I have a mother I need to spoil, so 100% selfishness is out.
This is where the Mother's Day Epic Fails come in. Surely I am not the only mother or child to stuff up mother's day with crazy expectations or failed attempts at gifting. To prove my point, I hit the Internet. My friends, I was right, there are copious amounts of documented Mother's Day Fails and jokes out there.
Here are a few of my favorites...
Happy Mother's Day my friends, I hope you have an amazing day fit for a queen.
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