Q. Why couldn’t the mummy attend the meeting? A. He was all tied up
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin
Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A. Because he had no body to take
Q. Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. Because he didn’t have any guts
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a
Q. What do ghosts put on their morning cereal? A. Booberries.Q. What is the problem with two twin witches? A. You never know which witch is which!
Q. What Do Witches Use To DO Their Hair? A. Scare Spray