Would it even be Thanksgiving without family dysfunction heavily crop-dusted by terrible dad jokes and farts?
Below are 10 of the most annoyingly good Thanksgiving Day Dad Jokes and a few Knock-Knock jokes Turkey Day wouldn't be complete without!
Thanksgiving Day Dad Jokes
1. Q. Why did the pie go to the dentist?
A. It needed a filling.
2. Q.What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
A. Lucky
3. Q. Why don’t turkeys trust each other?
A. Too much fowl play
4. Q. Why did the cranberry blush?
A. It saw the turkey dressing.
5. Q. Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize?
A. It was outstanding in its field.
6. Q. What sound does a turkey's phone make?
A. "Wing, wing."
7. Q. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?
A. Quack, quack!
8. Q. What do you call a running turkey?
A. Fast food
9. Q. Why did the mashed potatoes cross the road?
A. To get to the other sides
10. Q. What does a turkey give thanks for on Thanksgiving?
A. Vegetarians
Thanksgiving Day Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew
Honeydew who?
Honeydew we have more cranberry sauce?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita bigger pair of pants after all that food!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara is Black Friday, let’s go shopping!
Happy Thanksgiving, and remember: It's not only you... It's all of us and Jimmy too...
