This is my entire day:
Me: Stop That!
Toddler: ...
Me: Dude! Stop.
Toddler: ...
Me: Oi! Are your listening ears broken?
Toddler: ...
Me: Come here, right now!
Toddler: *Runs Away*
Me: Want a cookie?
Toddler: *Turns around and runs towards me*
WHAT THE HELL?
Lately, like since turning three last week, he only obeys maybe 10% of the time. The worst part is a month ago he was at about 75%. I'm the mommy! I'm in charge! What the hell is his problem? It's like the older he gets, the bigger his balls get!
It's not right. I feel like I spend most of my days in shock over how naughty he is. The kid is unreal. If he wants to do something, he does it. I feel like I'm constantly getting bitch slapped by a toddler. He's three! THREE! How can I feel so run over by a three year old?
It's a wonder I have not completely lost my mind and voice. All I do all day is have my mind blown by a wild three foot crazy person while repeating myself ONE THOUSAND TIMES AN HOUR!
Stop that.
Stop it.
Dude. STOPPPPPP ITTTTTT!
Do you want to go to Time Out?
Alright. Let's Go. Time out.
COME BACK HERE!
TIME OUUUUT!!!!!
All day I have to tell myself to stay strong. Be firm. Be Consistent. Don't give up. Keep at it.You're the boss. You make the rules. Don't let him win!
I know everyone says three and four are tough years and then it gets better, but, HOLY SHIT! I'm going to need WAY more than the Force to survive the next SEVEN HUNDRED DAYS!!!!
The kid is a professional bitch slapper.
How about you? Is your toddler a professional bitch slapper too? Or am I the only one with a crazy ass kid who's ears must be so packed full of bullshit that he not only can't hear shit, he dishes it out all day!
