Now, nearly three years into being a single-focus mother... not. so. much.
Without further ado, Today's Top 10 Tuesday: 10 Ways Being A Mother Has Changed Me... Into A Lameass...
1. The last three movies I've watched are Frozen, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory, and some random movie playing on Disney that I totally got into to.
2. I couldn't tell you who is dating who in Hollywood, but I can tell you I hate myself for caring so much about Austin and Ally's relationship status though. FYI: The last time I read PEOPLE Magazine, I found my self staring at a bunch of strangers in fancy clothes. (I can't believe I just admitted to that...)
3. Sometimes, I wake up an hour before my family so I can sit on the couch and drink my coffee in silence. WHO GIVES UP AN HOUR OF SLEEP??
4. I'm a closet cookie and candy junkie. No really, I eat cookies and candy in the closet so I don't have to share... ALL OF IT!
5. An Awesome Friday night consist of me on the couch with red wine and HGTV.
6. Exotic cooking is me trying to find sly ways to get veggies into dinner.
7. I have no clue who is playing in the Super Bowl.
8. My Google search history reads like a paranoid mother. "Why does my Son..." "Can he die from..." "Can he actually yank it off..."
9. I constantly find myself driving around solo listening to toddler tunes. FYI: It's not until I start singing along do I realize it. Yes! I change it. I'm not a total lameass!
10. The last time I went out with girlfriends, it took us two drinks to turn into the town drunks, and all we did was talk about our families and cram our phones in each other's faces... "Look at this one, he was being so cute..." FYI: Not one selfie was taken... Maybe I am a total Lameass...
How about you? Are you still a total bad ass, or has parenting turned you into a total lameass?
5 comments:
Oh my God, Thank you so much!!! That means, I am not the only one. My baby just turned one and I can tell you exactly when he pooped the last time, make up silly songs and know all kinds of home remedies for EVERYTHING but current affairs?? Movies?
I LOVE IT!! Thank you, Now I know I'm not alone...
Ooohh!! Yes! Or how about the hubs and I discussing which episode of Sophia the First or Doc Mcstuffins we like the best? I hide in the laundry room and read blogs on my phone because it's the only room the kids don't come looking for me... and I sneak eat candy so I don't have to share.
I am lame too. I spend almost all of my time with my children. :)
I need some date nights with my husband.
@Alissa LMAO!! I have favorites too!
@Uplifting Families, I so need a date night too!
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