HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?
It's sad really. I don't know what's wrong with me that I hold tight to ALL of my son's things. Every season I "shed" my crap to feel light and clutter-free, yet with my kid, I turn into that weird little thing on the Lord of The Rings clinging to it's, Precious. All of Ollie's things are my precious.
I fully blame parenting for my newfound hoarding ways.
Here are 10 ways being a parent has turned me into a hoarder:
1. Clothes. My name is April, and I save socks. SOCKS! I have saved every single article of clothing my son has ever owned, right down to his infant socks. Sure, a few things I have donated, others I have loaned out, but anything with an ounce of sentimental value has been sorted folded and stored in labeled storage bins, "just in case".
2. Toys. Every time I sit down to sort my son's toys to throw away the broken ones, or donate the ones that are no longer age appropriate, I inevitably fail miserably. If I come across one of Ollie's favorite toys that has broken, I set it aside like somehow magically Doc McStuffins is going to show up and fix it. Again, anything with one ouch of sentimental value I keep.
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It doesn't help that he roosts on his toys. |
3. Books. It's wrong how many books I have come across that have pages torn out or pop-up characters with their head ripped off that I refuse to throw away. Or worse, books that Ollie loved as a baby, that I just can't part with. WTH? Why can't I part with books that are missing half their pages? If they were mine, I'd throw them away? It's pure dumbassery!
4. Baby stuff. I have bags and boxes of baby bottles, nursing pump attachments, nursery decorations, burp cloths, baby blankets... Again, I have no plan to use them ever again, but still hold on to them like a bad habit. I'm so bad, I save match missing mittens, and make holiday ornaments out of them.
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Super cute Mismatched Mitten Holiday Ornaments
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5. Art work. I have every single piece of art my kid has ever made. ALL OF THEM! I even have the first menu he colored at a restaurant tucked in his Baby Book. I just can't bring myself to part with them. Any of them. Even the ones Ollie has gone back and ripped up or tried to destroy!
6. Shoes. I have every single pair of shoes my kid has ever worn. I keep them in a huge bin. For what? Not a freaking clue.
7. Medical records. I have kept every single piece of paper and milestone sticker the pediatrician has given me. You know how you get a new updated immunization sheet every time your child gets a vaccination? Yeah, I still keep the outdated ones. #Hoarder
8. Photos. I have THOUSANDS of photos I cannot part with. The really sad thing is that just to get one good photo I took fifty, and did I delete the forty-nine that failed? No. Of course not, I'm a hoarder. It's like I'm afraid if I delete one bad photo, I will miss something. My smartphone has so many photos, I have to delete a few to take a few. I take 'proud mother' to a level of photo-ridiculousness.
9. Gifts. Every single thing my son has given me, I have kept; including flowers, rocks and yes, even two sticks! I keep them all in a keepsake box. At this rate, by the time he is ten years old, I will need a storage unit the size of a small house.
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I have that flower framed with this photo! |
10. Crap. That's right, I save crap too. Noooo.. not crap-crap, but odds and end crap that Ollie picks up, loves and leaves behind that I pick up and hold on to just in case he comes back for it. My handbag is so full of crap! Weighing in at a hefty two tons, my handbag has cars, cheap vending machine toys, half-eaten snacks, broken crayons from a restaurant with a folded up menu, a rock or two, a leaf, sticker from the grocery lady... crap I tell you, and do I even dream of throwing it away? Absolutely not. #Hoarder
Has parenting turned you into a hoarder too?
5 comments:
Me Too! I can't part with anything either. All of our closets are packed to the ceiling with DD's stuff.
OH my I can relate this all too well. I hoard stuff for sure, and just keep moving the piles around my house!
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Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one!!! Lol it's ridiculous how much of Arianna's stuff we've kept because we (ok mostly I) just can't part with it. I think the unmatched mitten ornaments are such a cute idea though!!
This happens in our house too. Except I have given all the baby stuff to my sister in law because I am done with that chapter of my life. I am a bit sad but its for the best.
Oh, yes, this is definitely the situation here. I hung up all of our little baby onesies in his room on a clothesline bc I couldn't part with them...will that still be cute when he's 16? We have started "a gallery" of his artwork in our living room - now several paintings thick...and he's only 22 months...great post!
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