20 Jaw Dropping Halloween Costumes for the Whole Family (WARNING: Post Rated: W.T.H.)

When I set out to do my annual Halloween costume idea post, I came across some of the most jaw-dropping are-you-kidding-me-right-now costumes. So, after wiping the tears of laughter away from my eyes, I decided the "best of" costumes post could wait because the "worst of" was going to be WAY more fun to create.

But before we go any further... My friends, this post needs a WARNING:  A few of these costumes are just plain Epic Fail OH-Hell-No-what-is-happening-to-this-world-I-think-I-just-went-blind-with-disgust costumes. So please, DO NOT try most of these at home...

Without further ado... It's about to get UGLY...

Yeah, even the family pet is not safe from this post...

The Kids...

So, you are trying to tell me that not only am I NOT going to be a princess...
I'm basically going to be a douchebag?

Mom, I think I need some pants. 

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME! 

NO...
 This is not acceptable in ADHD therapy.

Please, the person behind the camera, tell me why... Please.

Sweet mother of Mercy.
I thought cloning was illegal?

OK. 
So.
I love this.
How freaking easy!

Mom and Dad 

Mom... Dad... Don't.

Dad, GO HOME!
And take your little friends with you.

Dude. Really?

So that's how Octomom does it...

REALLY? Why?
Wait...
Is that Lady GaGa?

Sponge Bob's lawyer called...
You are in big trouble when the Cops, Crimes against Cartoons, and CPS are finished with you.

The only thing I am sure of right now...
 is that...
It's holding a beer.

Take a close look...
This is the asshole that ruined clowns for EVERYONE!

Mom... Dad... Good luck paying the therapist's bills.

Family 

And 'Father of the Year goes to...
Not this guy.

Indeed there is a good explanation for this. 
Surely.

Um. Well...
I guess this dad can have the award.
His kid is covered up, and so is he.

OK, this is actually genius...
As long as they are not the beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Nope. 
No explanation will do.
None.
ZERO.

I just cannot end on this note. I have to clean this mess up before you leave. After all of those fails, we need a superhero-sized save. We need a win...