10 Catchy Comebacks For The Parenting Haters #BlockingOutTheHaters

Yesterday my article on 10 Toys You Should Never Buy Your Child, was published on the Huffington post, and almost immediately started trending towards going viral. Of course I was stoked, but I know what else comes with a viral article on the Huff; Haters. Big mean nasty haters that question me, my parenting and my child's happiness.  

You all, it hurts. 

Because I let it. 

#FAIL 

So today's Top 10 Tuesday post is a list of 10 comebacks for the haters. We all know them, encounter them, and need to block them out!  

1. Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak judgmental.  Have a nice day! 

2. Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.


3. You need to lay off the carnation instant bitch at breakfast. 

4. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and sh*t out a better argument than that!

5. What was that? I can see your mouth moving, but the overwhelming smell of asshole coming out distracted me.

6.  Is your drama going to have an intermission soon?  I need to pee.  

7. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 

8. My goodness you are flexible!  What with having your foot in your mouth and head up your ass at the same time.  

9. Really?  Hmmm.  Dilligas!   (Do I Look Like I Give A Sh*t?)

10. I'd like to see things your way, but I can't get over how little you really know about me and my situation.


What's your favorite comeback for the haters?