1. When they are screaming in public and you say, "Shhhh," they SCREAM even louder with balled fists.
2. When they bring you the same book for the four-hundreth time that day, desperate for a new book, you say no more! The book gets launched across the room, while death stares are simultaneously launched through you.
3. Three minutes after you pass the bathroom and are nearly to the car, they announce they actually do need to go potty. But really, they don't.
4.The minute you finish building the block tower or choo choo track, it is demolished with King Kong force.
5. The minute you throw away their dinner, that they barely touched, they ask for it back, or worse, a snack. (ARE YOU KIDDING ME?)
6. The last thing they want to play with in the house is their own toys.
7. If you give them sugar of any kind, they turn into Gremlins in 8 seconds or less.
8. Taking them out to eat is like trying to have a nice meal in the middle of a tornado.
9. Even though it takes twenty minutes to get them dressed, it only takes 3 seconds for them to get their clothes back off, especially in the back of the car.
10. Long car rides with them are being considered by the US military as a new torture tactic to get terrorist to talk.
