From Naughty to Not Nice, These Are NOT! Your Mother's Valentines...

Today my friends, I am posting for those of you who like to, as FTD puts it, Take the piss out of Valentines day. A.k.a are completely annoyed by the holiday, and want nothing more then to send cards saying exactly what you are thinking... Good news, you are not the only one.  Here is a compilation of Valentines day, "piss takes" sure to make even the biggest V-Day hater laugh...

Proceed with caution... you have been warned, and you know we don't mess around...
Especially when FTD is involved...

Who was that hairy man? The Hoff of course!

FTD, this one is for you...

and this one too...

Speaking of FTD....

FTD ALL DAY! 

On to the other best Valentine...

In other news from Taylor...

It's OK Taylor...

Besides...

And I hate to point out...

Kidding.  I love you. 

In other news, for the new couples and newlyweds...

And for the married with kids couple...

And last... for those golden couples...