Halloween Humor: Mostly Funny. Slightly Disturbing.

With all of the spooktastic Hallowen stuff going around, I thought I would lighten the mood with some Halloween Humor... 

JOKES: Mostly Funny. Slightly Disturbing.

Q. Why couldn’t the mummy attend the meeting?
A. He was all tied up
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
 A. For the Boos
Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
 A. Because he is always a goblin
Q. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
 A. Because he had no body to take
Q. Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
 A. Because he didn’t have any guts
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
 A. Mas-scare-a
Q. What do ghosts put on their morning cereal? A. Booberries.
Q.  What is the problem with two twin witches? A. You never know which witch is which!

PETS: Mostly Funny. Slightly Disturbing.

ASSES: Mostly Funny. Slightly Disturbing.

I see it!
Am I going to hell now?  

HALLOWEEN CARDS: Mostly Funny. Slightly Disturbing.

And finally... 100% Disturbing...


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Liz @ Computers said...

Cool.. loved the skeleton jokes, 'no body to take' and no guts :)) and of course the pictures..

Unknown said...

Why can't witches have babies?
The males have Hallow-weenies :(

Laura said...

These are so cute! The picture really made me laugh

Unknown said...

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