THIS Is Why Parents Make the BEST Employees

Nothing compares to the on the job training your child(ren) provide. Below are ten skills parents possess that make them invaluable to the workforce...

1. You can last six weeks with little to no sleep, and still do one hell of a job.

2. You not only have a stone cold poker face, standoffs and bluffs are your specialty.

3. You have all the patients in the world it takes to deal with even the most childish needs-their-ass-wiped boss.

4. You are ace at cleaning up messes you didn’t make, with minimal to no complaints.

5.  Spending your day surrounded by children making messes, whining and not getting anything productive done, no longer discourages you. In fact, you have crafty ways to work around that nonsense.

6. You can spend hours faking interest in a task, game or event with a smile on your face the whole time.

7. While repetition of the same thing every damn day bores you, it’s nothing new to you. 

8. You're used to working your ass off and getting very little recognition or appreciation.

9. You are a professional hand feeding, tear-drying, ass-wiping, problem-solving, arbitration dynamo. Needy bosses and lazy co-workers are no different than your child(ren).

10.  You can smell a 'load o' poo' from a mile away, and what's more, you know if it's hot air or real turds.

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