SO! ...My kid is such an overachiever he has hit the Terrible Twos head-on at only 16 months old!
In order to not go off on a crazy tangent, I am going to write this post Wordless Wednesday style- through photos.
Lately, Oliver has gone from my happy sweet wonderful man-child, to this whiny, fussy temper tantrum throwing man-child. At first I thought it was due to his molars breaking through. But now, three weeks later... NOT SO MUCH! He is pushing the limits and throwing a fit when I call him out, or God forbid, say NO!
So here goes, my wordless rant...
A few weeks ago, life was sooooo goooood~
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HELL BROKE LOOSE!...
It all started when he realized that getting down on the ground made throwing a fit much easier for him and life harder for me...He starts the fit by sitting down and fussing at me. He makes this strange throaty EHEHHEHEHEHE sound, then when I bend over to pick his whiny crazy ass up, he lays down on the floor and somehow miraculously gains an extra 44 pounds, making picking him up a back breaking chore. Here see exhibit A...
EXHIBIT A:
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| Ollie: Mommy... YOU SUCK! |
Then when I cannot take it anymore,
I go to pick him up he lays down and begins whining even louder....
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| Ollie: I don't want to go to the store! Me: We can go get an ice cream... |
Then tries to crawl away like the world is the worst place...
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| Ollie: Fine... I will go get my shoes... very slowly... |
Exhibit B:
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| Me: OLLIE! Get out of there... BOOM! Right down on the floor he goes....
EXHIBIT C:
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| He is so cheeky, he actually lays down flat really really slowly... so no surface is too hard or hot for his fit...  | |||
Exhibit D:
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I try not to react too much, or put up with it. You know... pick my battles wisely and all...
BUT!!!!
OH MAH GAWD YOU ALL!!!! See Exhibit F
Exhibit F:
Exhibit F:
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| Ollie: Oh Mommy... This is only the beginning... PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! Click the image below to throw a vote our way! Also, by clicking the image you will be taken to see the top 25 list!  |
