I'm going to turn this over to FTD to fully understand what is going on here...
Geez! here we go again...FTD here...C'mon Mumma! What's all the fuss? Everyone knows that in the 21st century, information is the key to our children's future. An enlightening search of the Googles shows me that the average human spends up to THREE YEARS on the thunderbox over a lifetime! Three YEARS! (Three and a half if you eat Indian Vindaloo curry regularly)
That's enough time to get any number of useless college degrees like a Bachelor of Arts in Media studies or maybe Political Science for God's sake! What a wonderful world we live in that we can now utilise this "lost" time to better ourselves when we have to grow a brown tail.
Remember the old days? A ride on the porcelain bus was dead boring. If you were lucky there was a floppy water-stained ladies magazine or old newspaper to read...Some people just stared blankly at the opposite wall while curling one off! Ahhhh the memories!
But with the advent of smartphones, ipads, iphones, androids and tablets - now we can tweet each other, update our status on the Facebook, play a couple of angry birds rounds or maybe a quick skype or conference call for work! All while dropping the kids off at the pool or building a log cabin. AWESOME!!!
SO get with the 'flow' - The CTA Digital PAD-POTTY iPad With Retina Display/iPad 3rd Gen/iPad 2 iPotty is simply the next stage in our evolution and should be a fixture in every household.
I'm releasing the kraken as I type this BTW!
FTM Here again...
Ah, OK. I see. So you are saying this potty is actually going to make Oliver smarter by having a computer in front of him while he, "grows the brown tail." Thanks FTD I knew you would be able to make sense of this ridiculousness for me.
OH, and FTD... The answer is still NO! HELL NO! You and Ollie are not going to have either one of those, because if you are already spending three years "curling one off" then these two little thunder box enhancers would no doubt double that, and the last thing I need is both you and Ollie spending the day either on the throne or complaining that your legs have fallen asleep.
Actually, if you think this will make Ollie use the potty instead of his pants... I'm in.
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8 comments:
HAHAHA- told you it was awesome ;) It is insane, I had to share it when I came across it yesterday- and honestly- with the child I have, I would seriously consider fashioning my own ;)
My child is not quite to potty training stage, and I try to keep her away from the screen when I can...but I can totally see showing her potty training videos when we are in that stage. They really make something for EVERYONE!! What a riot and thank you for sharing!!
ugh!!! I can't imagine! Who's brilliant idea is this...must have been thought out when he was on the shit-pot!!
Oh wow...if they put a mini bar in the bathroom too the dads would probably never come out again.
Oh my gosh... FTD you crack me up. I have NEVER heard the reference of "having to grow a brown tail"... I have feeling that is going to become a popular metaphor in our house now.
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My sister totally needs this. lmao
She should've invented it actually. It was the only way she could get her son to use the potty...bribe him with the iPad!
I'm breathless with laughter! GOOD JOB!!
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