2/27/13

The Best of Som(ee) Parenting Cards--Wordless Wednesday and Hump Day Humor FTM&D Style)

I have have no words, only hysterical laughter and tears. I needed to share that with you... Here are 30+ of the best parenting cards that I have ever seen or received!
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12 Comments:

Kate @ Daffodils said...

Theses were awesome, especially about the shower. I can't tell you how many times I have realized my shower had gone too long without a little head popping in and then found a mess outside.

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

HEYA Kate! I have already learned that when a toddle is silent trouble is brewing. I think Ollie has even learned to tip-toe already..

Unknown said...

OMG. I have been cracking up- and yes, my freakin' child who came "home sick" from school- is looking at me asking what I'm laughing at... I can relate to so many of these it's not even funny... I am tempted to print them all and make a collage- or maybe a giant poster with a magnet frame so I can warn the others what kind of mood I'm in... hmmm- so many possibilities!

Just wait until Ollie learns to sing. I've been subjected to hearing patriotic songs for the past 2 months- and Christmas songs (hearing Deck the Halls as I type) for the past 3 months. OMG- silence is underrated.

Unknown said...

I really liked 'It's 9pm...your kind nurturing mom is off shift'. I know that's right! LOL No babies here - teenagers and I could not agree more.
Jae Mac, I'm Just Sayin'...(Damn!)

Unknown said...

LOL!!!! I have 4 teenagers! I have laughed so hard cause I could relate... my uterus committed suicide years ago! I found you on the blog hop and I have so enjoyed this post! Check me out @ www.feelingtheemptynest.blogspot.com when you get a chance :)

Unknown said...

Hi! Followed you over from Dysfunction Junction blog hop. I love these things, thanks for putting some awesome one's together, gave me a good laugh. Also, clicked on the link above to vote for your blog.

Jackie
www.thenonmarthamomma.com

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

LOL! You sound like my sister with her boys. No more nice mommy after bed time unless you are puking...

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

I LOVED the one about the Uterus!! SO SO SO funny! I am on my way to check you out right now! Thanks for stopping by. I hope you come back!!

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

Oh my gosh Jackie Thank you SO much for the Vote!! I'm on my way to see your blog now.

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

What a great idea! I could use a poster too! And So far Ollie is humming, and it is SO cute!

Unknown said...

These cards crack me up. I'm about to go in the closet right now and eat my candy bar so I don't have to share!

Anonymous said...

Some candy and cookies are just too good for the kids. They're happy with generic oreos; why give them the expensive stuff? (I came from A Mother Life's Humpday Hookup.)

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