My toddler is climbing the walls... Ain't Nobody got time for that!

 (This post is a homage to Sweet Brown-if you do not know who she is, you have got to watch the YouTube video at the end of this post.  It will make your day!)


Well... I got up off the couch to go into the kitchen to get me a cold POP! And out of the corner of my eye I think I see the cat climbing up the couch....

But then I realized it wasn't the cat after all, I said, "Oh Lord Jesus it's Ollie! He is climbing up the couch, Jesus!"

Then I ran out of the kitchen! I didn't set my cold pop down, or nuthin' Jesus! I ran for Ollie's life, Lord Jesus!

And then, just as I was about to get to him, he turned around like he was going to jump off the couch! The Fear got me Jesus! It got me!  I pooped my pants!

Ain't Nobody got time for that!

This whole climbing thing began a couple of weeks ago when he started trying to pull himself up on furniture.... then eventually he tried to just climb the furniture...

Then he started climbing up on his toys to get to the top of something... Now, he pushes the damn things over to where he wants to climb!

Seriously!  LOOK AT THAT!
He just pushed it over,
right in front of me!

He seriously thinks he does no wrong!

Now he just climbs up on EVERYTHING!
This is a rocking chair!  It moved the whole time,
but he still got up!

I know... I am so screwed, my child is the next Evel Knievel!

I cannot take my eye off of him for minute... no, not even a second!

Ain't nobody got time for that!

As promised... without further ado... here is Sweet Brown... After the initial news interview there is a remix, you definitely should keep watching.

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