So. I hate the winter. I mean I full on hate the winter with a passion. The moment the mercury drops below 65 degrees, I turn into a raging miserable bitch. And really, that is just the beginning. When the last leaf hits the ground and the temperature drops below freezing, I'm near certifiable. It gets worse... By the first of February when the dead of winter is in full swing, I am a psychotic nut bag bitch that could easily get an insanity plea...
I have so much to bitch about right now... This post is going to be nuts, straight jacket worthy. You might just want to stop reading. Especially you grammar and punctuation police. I will make you ill for sure. And those of you who don't like foul language. You probably will want to stop reading too. I'm a real sour pus right now....
I hate the winter with such a passion. I am no longer fit for society. I should stop blogging right now before I get any worse....
The End.
Ok no. It's not the end, I've got some more shit to say!
What am I supposed to do with a child all winter long? Sit inside? Go to the mall and walk around? There are only so many laps I can do in the mall before people start pointing at me and calling me one of those "mall walker" people. Not to be confused with Walking Dead walkers... But close... same mindless foot dragging and drooling.
How am I supposed to lose the rest of my pregnancy weight when I am stuck inside with a baby, TV and a refrigerator? That's it, nothing but the worst combo ever. Baby, Food, TV... Muumuu here I come.... And what's up with the dry nasty air in my house for the next 4 months? How is Ollie expected to breath with a crusty nose? I wake up with cotton mouth from hell as it is, what's that poor baby dealing with? Man oh man, I hate the winter!
This morning it took 5 extra minutes to leave the house... Have you ever tried to hold a baby down while layering on an obnoxious amount of clothing? Not cool. Not cool at all! I miss flip flops and bare feet already.
I love watching mommy sweat. |
Ok, yeah. My car seat was really cold too. |
Oh and Winter = Flu season! Ollie has his first runny nose! Is this shit going to be the winter norm? Will I meet my deductible in two months time?
yeah. my nose is runny. sucks. |
For serious. I hate hats. |
I'm going to stop now... but this ranting and carrying on is not over... not by a long shit. (yes, I meant shit, not shot. shit.)
In other news... Brighter News....
Some wonderful person has nominated me for the honor of Circle of Moms Top 25 Family Blogs. Ok, I know it's a bit funny to talk about being in the Top 25 "Family Blogs" when I just dropped a shit load of "F" bombs all over this post. But, it's true.