We also got to go to the "Land Down Under" themed area, where Wallabies, and other animals indigenous to Australia, run around freely. They were all just hanging out, and doing their thing when we walked up. Again, Ollie pointed and squealed at them. Then... something happened...
|No! Waaaay... That Wallaby is going to... no....|
|HAHAHAHA!! He totally is!!|
|My friend yells out to Ollie, "Look Buddy! That's how you were made!"|
I followed up with,"They are totally screwing right in front of us!"
Then I switched the camera to video mode... What? ;)
Ok, first of all, that is just plain FUNNY! I don't care who you are...
Second, I realized at that moment, Ollie is beginning to understand me, and get a slight grasp on the world. I need to be mindful of that so Ollie doesn't one day tell someone, "I walked in on my Mommy and Daddy screwin' like rabbits!" After all... I have to agree, "I walked in on my mommy and daddy wrestlin'," does sound much better.
As it is, with FTD as his dad, Ollie will have a... colorful... vocabulary to say the least. I really shouldn't just add to it for the fun of it. Oh, who am I kidding? I probably will, but only just a little. Besides, we wouldn't really be us if we didn't spawn a child who will be, "not fit for some social circles". (Read "bad ass!!!")
I also think painting a pretty rainbow over the whole world of adult situations, until he is an adult, is ridiculous too. I suppose we will just have to wait for each situation, and while it will be hard for us, think past the possible hilarity of our answers, to make sure we provide Ollie with the most comprehensive explanation possible... most of the time... ; )
So, what are you going with? Screwin' or Wrestlin'?