Never Say Never... I've sold out.

Oh, my this is going to be one of those posts I just shouldn't even post.  I'm feeling a bit manic and restless.  Whatever... here goes a few bits of chaotic ramblings...

1. Never Say Never... I've sold out.

My 2006 12" iBook G4 has crapped it's pants.  I am tearing up talking about it.  I love that little thing.  I bought it ages ago, traveled it all over the world with it, and shared so many good times with it. That damn thing was my security blanket.  Now it is no better than a boat anchor.  My heart is breaking...

So, the blogging show must go on... The only way to make that show go on, for now, is to use FTD's SHiTHOLE!!!! PC. Yes, that's right, I am a MAC, FTD is a PC.  We have learned to agree to disagree on this one.  This issue is the only topic that has caused us not to speak for 24 hours.  Warning: If you call my MAC shit, I will react horribly.

So, FTD's SHiTHOLE PC...

FTD- "There are rules to using this fine piece of Machinery."
ME-"Get Effed, Give it to me."
FTD-"Now you really cannot use it."
ME-" Sorry. You were saying... rules..."
FTD-"BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH..."
I swear I saw his mouth moving but all I could smell was asshole...Stupid PC.

Anyways, I wrote a great post, and poof it was gone.  This my friends, that diapering act, is number 1 on my list of PC hating.  What is that?  Why are the track pads so sensitive that in one second your heart and soul can disappear into the PC Black (ass) hole forever?  UGH!

So, left with no other choice I had to further sell out and feel dirty...

I NEED a new laptop.  I am desperate.  I should not admit this, but I am a few ticks past desperate...

I...We... cannot afford to buy me a new/refurbished MAC right now. sniff sniff...

So out of a fit of desperation I have added a "Tip Jar" feature to my blog for readers to monetarily contribute to the blogs longevity.  Yes, I did the one thing I thought I would never do, I put a begging jar on my blog.  Since I think there is a special place in hell for PayPal, I used Google merchant.  Much better.  Anyways, I am embarrassed, but that is still not stooping as low as having to pretend to like and be grateful for FTD's SHiTHOLE PC!


Ugh. I am going to stop ranting.


Here are some things that have made me smile or laugh lately...


He is such a chub!

I like Hores too.  


When FTD spotted these 'Groves" in our local Asian Market...
It's not only that gloves is misspelled,
at the bottom right it ways there are 45/50pcs.
 So an odd number of Groves is possible...
FUNNY!!! 




Two confused parents=One amused baby Hopelessly we are trying raise a baby who is clearly smarter than both of us. April is an award-winning writer, blogger and proud debut novelist - The Devlyn Disguise. Her work has been published in over ten countries and four languages. From books to newspapers, to print/online magazines and everything in between, you can find her work. For more about April, Visit AprilMcCormick.com

11 comments:

Kate @ Daffodils said...

Cant help you with the laptop (as I just replaced mine with the absolute cheapest laptop possible) but you should get a baby sitter and act 22 every now and again. It is worth it :)

April @First Time Mom and Dad said...

Thanks Kate. I plan to go out as soon as I'm finished nursing Ollie. I need to learn the lesson that I cannot drink, dance or stay up late like I used to. And that that is a good thing. I think I'm still in new mommy shock too.

April @First Time Mom and Dad said...

Oh and! About not being able to help. I don't really expect anyone too. All of our extra cash is spent on diapers and baby stuff! But, desperate times call for desperate measures...

AussieMummy said...

If it makes you feel any better, I AM in my twenties and am not young, single or free!! Sometimes I think the same as you, but then I realise that if I did go out, I'm a big fat plain and boring looking mummy these days. I'm not going to attract male attention, I'm not going to feel comfortable on a dance floor with 18 year old bimbos and I'm sure as hell not going to be able to drink and smoke like I used to. Plus, instead of being able to sleep in until midday and then spending the afternoon eating greasy food and watching Sex & The City in bed the next day, I'd be up at 6am with my little bundle of energy. I'm exhausted just thinking about it all.. Someone pass me a pillow, it's 7:30pm on a Saturday night and I'm tired! Hehe

April @First Time Mom and Dad said...

OMG! 'Greasy food and Sex in The City' I did that too!! Ah the good old days! It's really just that, I miss being free to be. Even though I have Family here, they have kids and don't really offer to help with sitting. FTD and I are terrified of leaving Ollie with a stranger-even a highly recommend one.

My life has changed, I have got to stop grasping st the ease of the past, and start fining solace in my life now!

Apple Macintosh Interweb design team said...

HI...
My name is Tarquin Knobend.
I am a seriously cool dude who works at apple in the internets department. I read your blog on my iphone 5 with 64 gb of memories. I am mildly sad that your imacbook is dead but remind you that if you do pictures and write things on the interwebs then you need a new imac asap because they are the best for girly things. Unless you wish to play games or do anything useful.
Luckily, there are NO viruses for apple imacs because hackers are sorry that we use such useless pieces of crap.
ha ha ha - (i have a thin moustache)

We would love to give you a new one for free but the RRP is $799 and the cost to us to make each imac is $36.21. So obviously, we can't do that.

Why don't you just NOT pay rent for a month and then you can get one today? Remember...it has flashing lights and superior plastic parts!

Yes...salad is my favorite food.

Thanks for being an Apple cuntstomer!

April @First Time Mom and Dad said...

'Apple Cuntstomer' FTD you are an ass! For a split second I thought a miracle had happened. Enjoy the doghouse....

AussieMummy said...

How did this comment go in this post? How bizarre lol.

AussieMummy said...

Hahahahahahahaha you're hilarious FTD!!
Love it

Jessika said...

I'm so sorry- just read this tonight and had to bust out laughing at FTD... I will wish new apple tidings your way!

April @First Time Mom and Dad said...

Because it was relevant before I deleted the last half of my pity party....

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