2/12/14

From Naughty to Not Nice, These Are NOT! Your Mother's Valentines...

Today my friends, I am posting for those of you who like to, as FTD puts it, Take the piss out of Valentines day. A.k.a are completely annoyed by the holiday, and want nothing more then to send cards saying exactly what you are thinking... Good news, you are not the only one.  Here is a compilation of Valentines day, "piss takes" sure to make even the biggest V-Day hater laugh...


Proceed with caution... you have been warned, and you know we don't mess around...
Especially when FTD is involved...
Who was that hairy man? The Hoff of course!



FTD, this one is for you...

and this one too...

Speaking of FTD....


FTD ALL DAY! 


On to the other best Valentine...


In other news from Taylor...


It's OK Taylor...


Besides...


And I hate to point out...

Kidding.  I love you. 
In other news, for the new couples and newlyweds...


And for the married with kids couple...


And last... for those golden couples...






Two confused parents=One amused baby Hopelessly we are trying raise a baby who is clearly smarter than both of us. April is an award-winning writer and blogger. Her work has been published in over ten countries and four languages. From books to newspapers, to print/online magazines and everything in between, you can find her work. For more on April, Visit AprilMcCormick.com

7 comments:

Unknown said...

And a VERY Happy Valentine's Day to you all too!! XXXXX

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

Ah Lottie, my dear friend. You know what I would LOVE from you for V-Day? A NEW POST!!! xx

Jess said...

Lol nice! My favorite was the chocolate penis that ejaculates money hahaha Happy Valentine's Day! Love you and your blog!!

FirstTimeMomandDad.com said...

YAY! Thanks Jess. It's fabulous readers like you that keep me going, and give me the balls to post the chocolate penis. Nothing but Love my friend... xx <3

Abiola said...

Funny valentine post...wish you and yours a merry val day too.

Carol said...

Haha this just made my day! I love the one about the chocolate d**k.

Unknown said...

Thanks for the laugh