When I was pregnant a girlfriend emailed me this, "11 Lessons to decide if you really want to become a parent." Um, clearly she was a little late...
As I read through the email I laughed hysterically. Surely the 11 Lessons had to be a joke. Right? I mean how could something so reDONKulous become my reality?
Oh. God. It. So. Did.
Without further ado... Here are the 11 lessons that are Oh. So. true...
Put on your finest work attire. Pick a day in which you have an
1. Take a cup of cream, put in 1 cup of lemon juice, and stir.
2. Dump half of the mixture on your shirt, and saturate a towel with the
3. Attempt to wipe off your shirt with the towel.
4. Do NOT change. You have no time.
5. Go directly to work.