Your Life On Kids...

Are you ready for the hysterical truth about how kids change your life. A big thanks to Nick Mom for finding a way to actually make us laugh at our insane reality...












Driving in the Car




Going to the Beach




Cooking



Cleaning




Running Errands



I swear it's all really worth it... no, really...




Two confused parents=One amused baby Hopelessly we are trying raise a baby who is clearly smarter than both of us. April is an award-winning writer, blogger and proud debut novelist - The Devlyn Disguise. Her work has been published in over ten countries and four languages. From books to newspapers, to print/online magazines and everything in between, you can find her work. For more about April, Visit AprilMcCormick.com

17 comments:

Jessika said...

LMFAO! You have no clue how much I relate to these- hahaha... the carseat belt one was us the other day- just as I sat down, Kaely goes, MOM! I need help with the buckle- right after having to double check Dave's work getting Chase into his seat. So unbuckle, get out of the car, walk around to the other side, just to strap her in too- UGH!

And the chopping/cooking one? Yep... it's all so true :)

These are hilarious- thank you

Anonymous said...

Omg i cried

First Time Mom (April) said...

I did too. ; )

First Time Mom (April) said...

I am still laughing!!

Kitten said...

Sigh, child one is on the "I can't find the buckle" stage. All of these are very true. I'm not going to lie to you! "I don't like green things in my soup!" "I'm helping you, Mommy!" Tonight he told me he wouldn't sleep in his room because he doesn't like its green walls. It has to have blue walls.

Also, here's a quick, but mean tip. I've got my son convinced that any toys on the carpet when I pull out the vacuum will be sucked up by the vacuum and thrown out. If he won't clean up when I want to vacuum, he flips out when it comes down the hallway, frantically picking toys up and throwing them into bins.

First Time Mom (April) said...

Kitten!!!! I've been wondering how you were?

Thanks for this great tip! I'm totally using it!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA that was great! Makes me want to re-think about havin' kids lol j/k I'm sure it's great but boy are we in for a ride LOL

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh! I just about fell out of my chair laughing. These are awesome and so right on. Thank you for making my day.

Jenny

April @First Time Mom and Dad said...

My pleasure! I laugh out loud everytime.

QueenOfMyCastle said...

lol lol lol... i cant stop laughing!!!! i needed those today!!!

Christy Garrett @ Uplifting Families said...

This is hilarious thank you for sharing.

Kristy J said...

HAHAHAH LMAO!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. OMG These were so funny!!!!!!

Puddin said...

HAHAHA!! This is too funny! I love it! And it's true too! As a new mommy my life has totally changed! I have to do everything in between naps, feedings and diaper changes!

~Puddin

Rach J DeBruin said...

couldn't stop laughing!!!! Lol...I have four blessings that I wouldn't trade for the world, but let's be realistic here: things DO change :)

Karylle Zaydee said...

lol this is so funny!

Kate said...

Omg! this is hilarious.. the car seat part is totally relatable:P I thought it happened only in my house.. glad to know I'm not alone;)

taggarung said...

Hahhaha, That is some finely illustrated and thought out birth control. We should hand that out to teenagers. Good job! :)

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