tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post1796190358142844830..comments2016-04-12T01:57:41.939-04:00Comments on FTM&amp;D: My Marital Bliss (FTD POST)FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-83608691369914530002015-02-15T02:58:57.362-05:002015-02-15T02:58:57.362-05:00Oh my!!! All these things you mentioned are thing,...Oh my!!! All these things you mentioned are thing, I do lol now I feel for my husband hehe. The steamy shower though is a must can&#39;t change my mind about it , you should delay meal time till the steam is gone ;) Ouiam El Hassanihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02444985748957245570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-34343538982106072082013-06-12T00:11:34.642-04:002013-06-12T00:11:34.642-04:00All in good time ladies and gents! All in good tim...All in good time ladies and gents! All in good time...To be honest, I&#39;ve been VERY busy following the progress of Grand Theft Auto V on the interwebs and there&#39;s just not enough minutes in the day to write blog posts when such a phenomenal PlayStation game is due to be released in only a few months time!!! *Sigh*First Time Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03466660492607240707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-79916410438253815252013-06-10T10:03:25.852-04:002013-06-10T10:03:25.852-04:00Reading this blog makes me laugh! FTD definitely n...Reading this blog makes me laugh! FTD definitely needs to get on with working on this sequel! Looking forwards to reading more!<br /><br />carnatious.gmail.comZach Lacey Carneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10162160928119134596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-85939317202115259242013-06-10T09:27:37.515-04:002013-06-10T09:27:37.515-04:00FTD.... Stop being a slacker and get your booty i...FTD.... Stop being a slacker and get your booty in gear!! We are demanding a sequel to this awesome post. Maybe April should write one about you... muahahahha! Anyway, get on it. I could use a good laughAlissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-26152575481102133462013-05-02T12:36:56.762-04:002013-05-02T12:36:56.762-04:00Speaking of... I have two Aussies on their way in ...Speaking of... I have two Aussies on their way in to drink themselves into rehab. April FirstTimeMomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10423459251870821271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-55430978984315460142013-05-02T12:35:55.572-04:002013-05-02T12:35:55.572-04:00Thanks for adding this crazy to the Hump Day Hook ...Thanks for adding this crazy to the Hump Day Hook Up!, Seriously it&#39;s not a party until the Aussies get their drink on!Molley Millshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14959073393251134765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-82409982277808770362013-05-02T12:34:51.606-04:002013-05-02T12:34:51.606-04:00I don&#39;t have a maaacccc boooookkk pro either ,...I don&#39;t have a maaacccc boooookkk pro either , I have an air! much more ladylike ;)<br />So up yours buddy!Molley Millshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14959073393251134765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-41402131064679052402013-04-02T19:22:53.907-04:002013-04-02T19:22:53.907-04:00Omg you have just single handedly saved my marriag...Omg you have just single handedly saved my marriage. I thought I was the only one *weeps openly*. My husband leaves his shoes in the direct pathway of anyone walking in the room. Now this must have been a difficult task because how do you map every path I will take and leave a giant pair if size twelve loafers in every one. Really genius I tell you. Plus the four foot pile of black jockey shorts that are left in the bathroom every week. This is truly a work of art. My absolute favorite is if there is any food he doesn&#39;t like that I eat, he will simply throw it out. You have never seen a so a woman so frantically looking for the four pounds of cheese that had been in the fridge just the night before ( arggggghhhh!). So thanks for making sure I no longer suffer alone. ;)Francescahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12521092979751969029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-67349190381184558032013-03-31T09:35:34.068-04:002013-03-31T09:35:34.068-04:00Dear FTD, Socks, underwear, and tee shirts are NO...Dear FTD,<br /><br />Socks, underwear, and tee shirts are NOT FOR MULTIPLE USE. Apparently dudes don&#39;t seem to understand this. Brian does the same thing. But seriously. Didn&#39;t your mother ever tell you to always have clean underwear and socks on in case you ever get in an accident? Or get sick? And have to go to the doctor? <br /><br />Dear April, <br /><br />It&#39;s like we&#39;re soul sisters or something. Seriously. I do most of those things. My Galaxy 3 is a toy for my nieces and nephews. I refuse to park far away. Refrigerator organization is totes my job. I love you, man!!Quirky Chrissyhttp://www.quirkychrissy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-52054966205343935072013-03-29T16:42:30.459-04:002013-03-29T16:42:30.459-04:00I thought sock jail was a pretty genius idea mysel...I thought sock jail was a pretty genius idea myself... And I hid it in the most obvious spot. A old target bag hanging in the coat closet. Funny how he never found it. HAHA! Alissanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-19825108118359214542013-03-28T21:43:11.014-04:002013-03-28T21:43:11.014-04:00hahaha! Love you guys :) hahaha! Love you guys :) Jessika Kazaroshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10799407918432830939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-26282452167270965992013-03-28T20:09:35.594-04:002013-03-28T20:09:35.594-04:00OH MY GOD I thought my hubby was the only one who ...OH MY GOD I thought my hubby was the only one who uses the lounge/ kitchen/ dining room table/ floor/ doors/ walls/ bbq/ deck/ deck chairs/ bathroom as a wardrobe. Seriously?! I love the sock jail, I think I&#39;ll have to do the same thing :-)Shay Granthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141181236055585054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-92001450881516281982013-03-28T20:06:36.847-04:002013-03-28T20:06:36.847-04:00Me too me too me too!! Me too me too me too!! Shay Granthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04141181236055585054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-84875029620353533842013-03-28T15:56:00.367-04:002013-03-28T15:56:00.367-04:00This is very funny! That picture about not putting...This is very funny! That picture about not putting straws in the stink is hilarious. It&#39;s true! Straws somehow always end up in the sink! Mommypagehttp://bit.ly/14vtSs4noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-77136892911650197072013-03-28T12:51:52.759-04:002013-03-28T12:51:52.759-04:00Thanks! But as I don&#39;t use a bloody MAAACCCBOO...Thanks! But as I don&#39;t use a bloody MAAACCCBOOOK PRO, I&#39;m not a &#39;REAL&#39; writer says the internets!<br />Firsttimedadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-69514217619191259402013-03-28T12:50:18.312-04:002013-03-28T12:50:18.312-04:00I&#39;m begging him to do a weekly post. Even if i...I&#39;m begging him to do a weekly post. Even if it is a continuation of this list...FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-62438628462042137942013-03-28T12:47:50.709-04:002013-03-28T12:47:50.709-04:00NOTHING! You are amazing. NOTHING! You are amazing. FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-26158719837219400912013-03-28T12:47:34.536-04:002013-03-28T12:47:34.536-04:00Alissa, that sock jail is BRILLIANT! I am startin...Alissa, that sock jail is BRILLIANT! I am starting one for Socks and Jocks! The living room is his second closet. HE actually hung his pants on the coat hanger so they would be available should someone come to the door! WHO DOEST THAT? My man. <br /><br />The snow melting theory is straight out of the man handbook. FTD would say the same thing. FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-4018785225426081102013-03-28T12:46:57.767-04:002013-03-28T12:46:57.767-04:00I reckon he could start by writing about the AWESO...I reckon he could start by writing about the AWESOMEST thing that you EVER made - The famous STAR WARS episode IV plush blanket - months of slaving over a sewing machine only to cheerily hand it over to ME! Yep, I TOOK that bad-boy! It&#39;s mine! Firsttimedadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-72892294716864343262013-03-28T12:44:49.976-04:002013-03-28T12:44:49.976-04:00Thanks Malissa! We love love love new readers. Pl...Thanks Malissa! We love love love new readers. Please keep reading our (mis) adventures!FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-19210883119186765782013-03-28T12:43:59.345-04:002013-03-28T12:43:59.345-04:00LMAO!! Kitten I do the same thing! I am the dish...LMAO!! Kitten I do the same thing! I am the dish police now. Ollie is constantly tipping over cups and trying to drink out of them. No Pepsi Max for my kid.FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-22776262932216771522013-03-28T12:42:56.538-04:002013-03-28T12:42:56.538-04:00Oh, Shay. We would be so good together. your OCD...Oh, Shay. We would be so good together. your OCD is just as &quot;special&quot; as mine! I cannot sleep in an unmade bed. Some days I will make it tight before I get into it. FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-14523873072189236912013-03-28T12:41:38.107-04:002013-03-28T12:41:38.107-04:00OH HELL NO!! No reality TV for us! Poor Ollie al...OH HELL NO!! No reality TV for us! Poor Ollie already has to deal with this blog when he gets older. The last thing he need is hours of poorly edited film.FirstTimeMomandDad.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03021462962852921235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-26309813927384035282013-03-28T12:41:02.386-04:002013-03-28T12:41:02.386-04:00Thanks Malissa. Glad to see that you find our &#3...Thanks Malissa. Glad to see that you find our &#39;adventures&#39; amusing!Firsttimedadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2296236855435645679.post-33903847149739970652013-03-28T12:31:23.903-04:002013-03-28T12:31:23.903-04:00Hey...Leave a man&#39;s glass alone! You&#39;re ob...Hey...Leave a man&#39;s glass alone! You&#39;re obviously not thinking about the environment - the PLANET! What about all the rainforest &#39;carbons&#39; that you&#39;re using every time you run the bloody dishwasher.<br /><br />Your husband should be awarded a medal for halting global warming.Firsttimedadnoreply@blogger.com