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It is time for some serious potty humor... er... I mean... Great info on Cottonelle's brilliant products will be brought to you by yours truly! Ok, total potty humor all-day-everyday, so nothing new...
I was recently chosen to be a Brand Ambassador on the, "Moms for Cottonelle," campaign hosted through one of my favorite social media outlets, Triberr. (What up Dino!!) What does that mean you ask? Well, besides the fact that I am one of 50 super blogging moms spreading the word about Cottonelle's "Fresh Care Disposable Wipes,” and other great products, it means I am going to get monetarily compensated to post about potty humor. Yeah, I know, apparently they didn't know I have been doing that over the last two years for free... MUHAHHAHA!!
Seriously, I love Cottonelle, I wouldn't have signed up to be a Brand Ambassador otherwise. When I was pregnant and had to use the bathroom four hundred and one times a day (FYI: Three-hundred and one of those trips to the loo were between 10pm and 8am in the morning.) I found that Cottonelle was far superior to any other brand when needing to be used that many ridiculous times a day! I would say something about the whole number 2 adventure and Cottonelle, but as most of you know, I didn't poop while I was pregnant. I just screamed obscenities into the air and complained about my constipation to you and FTD. (TMI? Oh, well, you know how I do...)
I also used their wipes too... make that, still use their wipes! (FTD cries like a baby without them.)
To get this "Moms for Cottonelle" campaign started, I am going to kick things off with the first of three short videos by famed documentary Queen, Cherry Healey, about bum wiping across the pond, and a promise that all things related to my brand ambassadorship with Cottonelle are going to be, You-Don't-Want-To-Miss-This AWESOME!!! (Read: ReDONKulous amounts of potty humor will ensue, so stay tuned...)