4/10/13

Top YOUTUBE Videos to watch with baby in your lap! (FTD Post)

Hello N00bs and welcome to another 'first time dad' instructional course on how to raise your baby or toddler in the 21st century!

This week, I want to take you all on an adventure. A 'journey' if you will, to an exciting and wonderful place that very few people dare to delve into...and even LESS survive to tell the horrible tale! Deep deep down into the abyss of the interweb! YES that's right!!!  The WEIRD part of YOUTUBE. A truly amazing and little-known place where the awesomest nuggets of video enjoyments reside.

As a qualified professor in 'Advanced Webanet Video Viewing Techniques' and holding a Masters degree in 'Interweb googling and advanced clickity clacking' from the prestigious University of Internets in Stockholm - I am  more than qualified to be your tour-leader and am proud to have been given this opportunity to bedazzle and inform you with the 'choice cuts' of youtube infamy that have taken years of research to uncover.



"Why FTD? Why take us there?" You may well ask!

Well, loyal N00bs...simply because it is the GREATEST PLACE IN THE DIGITAL WORLD to keep your kids transfixed, mystified and educated.  Wiggles, teletubbies, mickey mouse...AMATEURS!  Need a few minutes to take a whizz?  Gotta answer that important phone call? Just pop him/her in a bumbo or kiddie swing in front of the TV, laptop or computer and load up one of these gems. Even better, pop 'em in a chest-carrier thingo and sit there together and watch! EASY

So...prepare to be amazed and astounded as I (FTD), present to you:

BEST YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOR BABY TO WATCH. (in NO particular order)
Vids are rated by OLLIE and include a short description of how he reacts to each one.

AWESOME JAPANESE TEEN POP - This has it ALL! 
Ollie rating = 91% - head bopping, crazy dancing, slaps stuff about




EASILY THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO IN HISTORY - Insane in the brain!
Ollie Rating = 85% - Laughs at cat and donkey, dances when not restrained


TELETUBBIES GONE WILD
 Ollie Rating = 76% - clapping, mild giggling

JAPANESE EXERCISE VIDEO
 Ollie Rating = 68% - infrequent pointing and cooing

COMMODORE 64 GRAPHICS X-TREME
 Ollie Rating = 87% - dances, bops about, nods head from side to side

BROKEN WEAR!!!!!!!!
 Ollie Rating = 89% - jumps, laughs and dances

OLLIE'S FAVORITE CRAZY CATS!
 Ollie Rating = 97% - laughs hysterically and claps

CROOKED ROT
 Ollie Rating = 78% - mumbles, says OOOHHHH 

DINNER AND A DANCE LADIES? 
 Ollie Rating = 80% - nods his head and makes fart noise

POODLE LADY
 Ollie Rating = 83% - points and tries to say "DOG"


As you can see...all of these are very kid-worthy and should bring a smile, laughter and enjoyment to the whole family. BUT...by far Ollie's FAVORITE video is this one:

Ollie Rating = 100% - Laughs like CRAZY!!!


Watch Ollie in all his SNEERING glory on our new YOUTUBE channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/firsttimemomanddad?feature=g-high-u
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